l'm Phoebe Buffay, and l have
babies coming out.

Have you started having contractions?

Not yet. l heard they really hurt.
Do they?

Oh, my God!

Which of you is the father?

None of them are.
The father is my brother.

l'll miss watching you
freak people out like that.

This is for the babies
to look at someday.

Do you want to say anything
before it starts?

Hi, kids! lt's me, Aunt Phoebe.

Can't wait to see you.
Please don't hurt me!

What took you so long?

Your cab left when ours did.

We went back because
l forgot my jacket.

You're not wearing one.

Oh, man!
l did it again!

Someone has to call
Frank and Alice.

My mom might--
What are you doing?

l've got to get the ''before'' shot!

The One Hundredth

We spoke to the nurse.
The reason your doctor is late...

...is because she's not coming.

She hit her head in the shower.

Oh, my God. She's so stupid!

Pheebs, it's gonna be okay.

l don't see three kids
coming out of your vagina!

Listen. The nurse said
the doctor is wonderful.

เขาเป็นหัวหน้าแผนก
He's head of the department.

All right. Oh, dear God, save me!

l'm having my first contraction!

Oh, it's not bad.

And so the miracle of birth begins.
And l--

You okay?

Something hurts.

เป็นการเจ็บร่วมน่ะ น่ารักมาก
lt's sympathy pains.
That's so sweet!

l didn't know l cared that much.

l'm Dr. Harad.
l'll be delivering your babies.

You'll be in good hands.
l've been doing this a long time.

l'll be back to do your internal.

Just relax, everything looks great.

And also, l love Fonzie.

Did he just say he loves Fonzie?

That's what it sounded like.

All right.

Am l late?
Nobody came out yet, right?

No, we haven't started yet.
Where's Alice?

Delaware. Until she gets here,
l'll be your coach.

Don't worry. She told me
about the LaMazda stuff.

lf you get the babies out
by month's end...

...you get two percent financing.

 

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