A lot of those muppets
don't have thumbs.

All l got was a lousy key chain, and
by that time, l was living in a box.

l didn't have keys!

l'm sorry, Pheebs.

l wanted to do a good deed,
like you did with the babies.

This isn't a good deed. You just
want to get on TV. This is selfish.

What about you having
those babies for your brother?

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That's selfish!

What are you talking about?

lt was a nice thing,
but it made you feel good, right?

Yeah, so?

lt made you feel good
so that makes it selfish.

Look, there's no
unselfish good deeds. Sorry.

Yes, there are totally
good deeds that are selfless!

May l ask for one example?

Yeah, it's--
You know, there's--

No, you may not!

Because all people are selfish.

Are you calling me selfish?

Are you calling you people?

Sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs,
but selfless good deeds don't exist.

You know the deal
on Santa Claus?

l'll find a selfless good deed.
l'm going to beat you, you evil genius!

Oh, my God! lt's Emily!

lt's Emily, everyone!

l'm only ringing to say
stop harassing my relatives. Goodbye.

You can hang up, but l'll keep calling
everyone in England...

...if that's what it takes
to get you to talk to me.

Really? About what?

Look, you're my wife.
We're married.

You know, l love you.

I really miss you.

l miss you too.

At least, I think I do.

She's talking.

When you said ''the deal with Santa,''
you meant...?

That he doesn't exist.

Right.

Chandler, have you heard
about Monica's secret boyfriend?

Yeah, she might have mentioned him.

So, Mon, when are we going
to meet this new, secret waiter man?

l don't think he's
up to meeting everyone yet.

Yeah, l don't think he's up to it.

l want to meet this guy
who's the best sex she ever had.

Really?

That's what you heard?
You said that?

l might have.

Why is that funny?

Because l'm very happy for him.

And you!
You lucky dog!

She's willing to work
on the relationship.

 

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